This house was built for laser tag.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I'm at about main and main street
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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