is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
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walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
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Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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