Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
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you lied. pity sex is amazing.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
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Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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