you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
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She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
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Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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