I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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