I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
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if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
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Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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