sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Randomize
