So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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