I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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