I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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