Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
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Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
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i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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