oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
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And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
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I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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