I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
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so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
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BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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