Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
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This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
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There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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