i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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