Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
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Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
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I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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