You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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