In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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