I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
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I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
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im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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