Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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