Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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