his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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