barbara walters just said penis...
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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