Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Two words: blizzard sex
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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