let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
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I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
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I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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