i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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