We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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