i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
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I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
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His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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