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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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