I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
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