Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
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apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
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Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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