it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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