She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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