pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
