one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I understand Curling. That high.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
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