puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
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The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
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Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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