Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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