Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
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Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
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Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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