a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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