Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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