OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
please come you make the beer taste better
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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