what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
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Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
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I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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