then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
