I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
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i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
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I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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