help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
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I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
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I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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