Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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