i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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