We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Randomize
