I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
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every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
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I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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