I must be too annoying 4 u.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Randomize
