Whod you bang
I cannot find my penis.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
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Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
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If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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