Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
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Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
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I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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