we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
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The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
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You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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