Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I need to stop coming to work sober
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
home. puking in laundry basket.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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