I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
