That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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